Stunticons Thread

12. drag strip: i know *sniff* and i know he in a good place right now i know my boy is looking down on us right now and he SHININ HE WATCHIN US SHINE motormaster: *heavy breathing in hell* WHERE THE FUCK IS RONALD REAGAN AT. WHERE THE HELL IS HE AT

2020-09-23 00:46:41

forgiven nxt @vwgolf74

13. wildrider while everyone tells him to shut the fuck up twitter.com/mightbecursed/…

2020-09-25 21:17:28

images that MIGHT be cursed @mightbecursed

pic.twitter.com/uXJRVHQsNk

2020-09-25 21:12:47

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14. drag Strip twitter.com/mightbecursed/…

2020-09-25 21:21:36

images that MIGHT be cursed @mightbecursed

pic.twitter.com/HPgLiYNxWd

2020-09-23 20:08:02

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15. imagine being the first combining bitch in your faction to like get your body done like wheel shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the commons or whatever decepticon people have and everyone dropped their cyberfiddles and was shooked

2020-09-25 21:52:50

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16. wildrider: Okay… just please consider the following scenario. It’s five to ten years from now. You’re sitting in a restaurant, enjoying a lovely meal, when I walk in, accompanied by my wife, my children, and my cybertronian pet (whose genitals are covered as it enters on al

2020-09-25 21:54:27

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17. breakdown: There is a gang war in arizona. The first gang to get to 100 kills, gets to take over that part of the city. You NEED to be careful, Lord Megatron. You could be at high risk because of your high status. PLEASE be safe, everyone in or around arizona, and please rebl

2020-09-25 21:59:13

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18. breakdown: oh i am so genius. instead of purchase one sandwich i can purchase the materials (bread, soap, etc) and make more than one sandwich

2020-09-25 22:05:20

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19. drag strip: I’m a busy man. Got two caution signs to remind me to slow down sometimes. Got a vibrating megaphone. Clocks. Radiation. Four goats. Got half a tank of simple columnar epithelial tissue. 60% through my day. Half a tank of gas. And it’s only 10:50.

2020-09-25 22:10:34

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20. dead End: worms that make you cum Wildrider: so just normal worms? Motormaster: Will you people please think for just once before typing a sentence on this site

2020-09-25 22:12:37

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21. Motormaster: I want that truck or you're scrap metal Wildrider: yes your rottenness Drag strip: yes your shitiness Dead End: right away your dicklessness Drag strip: we're on it shit lips

2020-09-25 22:14:35

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22.dead End: wanna hear my favourite rené descartes quote Drag strip: who give a shit Dead End: "who give a shit" - René Descartes

2020-09-25 22:54:48

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23. drag strip: the ice is slippery today Breakdown: did you just say isis? Drag strip: what no i Breakdown: Isis

2020-09-25 22:59:05

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24. dead End: when your dog is Breakdown: "when your dog is". Swindle made money off the Iraq war

2020-09-25 22:59:59

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dead end: Piss on me. Fucking piss on me but do it in the antarctic so that the pee freezes in mid air while you are pissing off a building and the piss turns to spear’s. impale me with frozen urine and then shit on my butt corpse. Im a fat gay and I want to go to Ice Hell ftw.

2020-09-26 01:25:31

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26. breakdown: omg why did i tried weed i feel like a a dvd player

2020-09-26 02:12:39

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27. dead End when he's the only one with a mouthplate twitter.com/txt_facebook/s…

2020-09-26 03:24:44

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28. Motormaster talking about the stunticons twitter.com/ArcticRoll_/st…

2020-09-26 04:54:44

Julia🇨🇦 @ArcticRoll_

this TikTok describes me perfectly pic.twitter.com/fnJeS2kIVS

2020-09-26 00:50:15

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29. Motormaster: please cleanse your mind Dead End: i don't need to take this from someone who sucks toes Motormaster: IT WAS ONE FUCKING TIME

2020-09-26 05:33:34

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30. dead End pic.twitter.com/BjWA3tHriI

2020-09-26 07:04:32

拡大

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31. dead End: has a meticulous queue and rbs nihilistic aesthetic wildrider: insane shit poster funnyman Drag strip: posts nothing but thirst traps. has loads of followers Breakdown: posts Steven universe Motormaster: doesn't know what a computer is

2020-09-26 07:06:01

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32. Motorend... pic.twitter.com/JeHIotoqxj

2020-09-26 07:57:55

拡大

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33. drag strip: *pic of a ring on his hand* He said yes! (.8 carats) dead end: Fuck you. wildrider: Fuck you. breakdown: Don't care. Fuck you. Motormaster: Congrats to you 2! Hope he enjoys not having orgasms the rest of his like. swindle: I literally haven't talked to you

2020-09-26 10:53:05

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since Junior Prom? Fuck you.

2020-09-26 10:53:18

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34. wilrider: wow this song is beautiful *throws a grenade*

2020-09-26 14:38:47

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35.: drag strip: nobody cares dead end: be silent, keep your forked tongue beneath its teeth, i have not passed through fire and death to exchange words with a witless worm drag strip: blow me

2020-09-26 14:40:53

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36. wildrider: family guy peter griffin is dead dead end: family guy peter griffin is dead drag strip: family guy peter griffin is dead

2020-09-26 14:43:33

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motormaster: this is a shit. :) it`s a crap, you gays are crazy for listen to this, i hate you all :D wildrider: I PISS INSIDE YOU

2020-09-26 14:47:43

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38. breakdown: My heart hurts I feel weak and I keep grilling dead end: How about a movie where a evil guy plays creepy music to drive their victims mad and violent wildrider: I like this music I think I am insane

2020-09-26 15:01:01

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39. I don't even fucking know this is all of them it has mad stunty energy twitter.com/decentbirthday…

2020-09-27 05:03:58

palmer ward @decentbirthday

The guy from all of my math problems as a kid is trying to buy my dresser on Facebook Marketplace pic.twitter.com/7wKddkuiKV

2020-09-25 02:24:36

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40. drag strip: Open wheels are so iconic and beautiful. starscream: Landing gear is even more iconic and beautiful. motormaster: If i met a jet irl I’d beat the shit out of them and mug them just because of this post. Because of you. Maybe even kill them. Because of you. You

2020-09-27 21:45:30

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had to say this and now some random flyboy bitch is gonna die. Are you happy? Was it worth it?

2020-09-27 21:45:42

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41: motormaster: can't believe when i'm taking my last breath drag strip gonna be outside my window making it clap drag strip:

2020-09-29 04:19:08

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42. motormaster: drag strip gay asf for falling asleep when breakdown phat ass out like that

2020-09-29 04:45:56

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43. dead end: types of bots: 1. syrup that tastes so sweet but leaves a stickiness that won’t leave 2. docile dandelions that blow away and leave you forever 3. animal bones that crush under your jaw 4. home drag strip: What Do This Mean . dead end: i can’t explain my poetry

2020-09-29 05:13:52

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often. drag strip: aight pic.twitter.com/TwwEiterMc

2020-09-29 05:14:08

拡大

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44. No but seriously imagine it: You’re seeing soundwave on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Soundwave seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” He says. All of a sudden the Stunticons come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Motormaster gets t

2020-09-29 05:21:47

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45. breakdown twitter.com/rebexxxxa/stat…

2020-09-30 09:23:27